Paladin: You just got sassed in stereo.
Alchemist: “We get it! You can summon weasels! That does not mean that you need to juggle them!”
Weasel Juggling is never wrong.
Level 2 Warrior (via outofcontextdnd)
Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!
Ranger, having been reunited with his boyfriend mid-battle (via outofcontextdnd)
"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."
"I assure you, I had a perfectly evil reason for saving those orphans."
-A player who just can’t seem to get the hang of our Evil-campaign.
Can I sneak attack this book? It has a spine.
how to train your kaiju